Let's Do Lunch--Really!

After Michael Ovitz's complaint to Vanity Fair about a Hollywood conspiracy, we sneak a peek at his diary

A.M.

7:00 Day off to a bad start. That Ron Meyer and those other guys, stealing the morning paper off my doorstep!

8:00 Oil sheik requests b'fast at Four Seasons. Maybe wants to bankroll my comeback! (Turns out sheik wanted name of agent for a pal's actor kid. I felt used.)

8:30 Drive to office.

8:45 Finish at office.

9:00 Decide to opt out of next week's Mike Ovitz Roast. (Heard rumor there'll be a real spit.)

9:15 Great career kick start: change name to Ike Movitz, wear false nose and mustache, get job in William Morris mail room and claw...

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