What in the World Is Going On?

On a scary globe, one never knows where the next threat is coming from

Remember the good old days when Americans were obsessed with IPOs and Gary Condit? The events of Sept. 11 reminded us there was a dangerous world beyond our borders...

Next, on America Strikes Back: more scary foreigners who hate us!

Ah, they're just jealous 'cause we invented Survivor.

Actually, the Swedish invented Survivor.

Yeah? Whose side are you on, Osama?

With the war in Afghanistan going well, President Bush highlighted new global hot spots in his State of the Union address.

"Axis of Evil"!!? What is that? Something he got from a Hardy Boys book?

Allah willing, the Great Satan will...

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