1. To start the NFL season, George Bush planned to:
A) cook up some "There Goes the Economy" chili B) rename the Redskins' owner's box the D.C. White House C) handle the opening coin toss D) "love tackle" Vicente Fox
2. This picture shows:
A) why Prince Charles will never be King B) a brutal cold snap in England C) how Prince Charles got his stigmata D) a woman giving Prince Charles money for breast-cancer research
3. The FBI found a strand of Jimmy Hoffa's hair:
A) in a 1975 Mercury Marquis Brougham B) behind the photocopier C) in Jason Sehorn's...