Coming Off The Funny Bench

I don't get a lot of help here with the funny. Mostly it's just a lot of old guys telling me I can't use my column to write about sex. Luckily, they're so old they fall asleep before the magazine gets sent to the printer. Forced to find outside help, I turned to the Comedy Coach. I called Neil Leiberman, whom I found at comedycoach.com and listened to his answering-machine message, which included not only "I'll get back to you quicker than you can say 'Scandinavia'" but also "Leave me a message and I'll buy you a car." I...

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