1. A ransom note for a stolen Marc Chagall painting demanded:
a) $118,000 b) peace in the Middle East c) a face-to-face with Topol d) a date with "total hottie Justin Timberlake"
2. Vladimir Putin is:
a) dead, but he can still make sweet love to Demi Moore b) years behind on his missile-defense shield c) throwing a pot d) making an urn for Yeltsin e) the top Russian at the Artful Potter
3. The FBI discovered fraud in the McDonald's Monopoly game:
a) at the Hamburglar's lair b) in Fair Play, S.C. c) under the thimble--always under the thimble! d)...
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