1. The EPA has ordered that the Hudson River be dredged for:
a) the last man to complain about Rudolph Giuliani b) ingredients for the new Kevorkian punch c) Henry Hudson's issues of Barely Legal Wenches d) PCB chemicals
2. This man holds an umbrella for Puffy because:
a) the sun is brutal b) if Puffy says it's raining, it's raining c) sweeping the sand in front of him was too demeaning d) even stalkers need a gimmick e) court orders prevent Puffy from holding one
3. Prince Charles lost consciousness after:
a) his mother's doctor said she'll live to...