News Quiz Jul. 30, 2001

1. Rep. Jim Kolbe's Legal Tender Modernization Act would:

a) create long-lasting Lycra bucks b) eliminate the penny c) put Pikachu on the $13 bill d) print prefolded bills for more efficient g-string tipping

2. First Lady Laura Bush is smiling because:

a) she's pretending to prop up Pisa's leaning tower b) the Washington Monument never lets her do this in public c) she thought, "To my daughter Jenna, this tower isn't leaning at all!"

3. Donald Trump will call his planned world's tallest building:

a) the Overcompensation Tower b) Loogie Center c) Trump Tower Chicago d) the Model-Nailin'...

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