1. Beijing was awarded the 2008 Olympic Games partly because:
a) It planned superior facilities b) Toronto's human-rights violations are too great to ignore c) Instead of doves, China will release political prisoners
2. The Producer Price Index fell 0.4%, indicating:
a) Jerry Bruckheimer will make only $500 billion this year b) Inflation remains under control c) Somebody in Washington is really good at math
3. Ol' Dirty Bastard's Greatest Hits album is called:
a) Free Dirty b) Sine Your Pitty on the Runny Kine c) Real Old, Real Dirty, But Not So Bastardy d) Songs to Get Arrested By e)...