1. Islamic officials asked Iranian President Khatami to stop his supporters from:
a) wearing "Ayatollah of "Rocknrolla" T shirts b) dancing with members of the opposite sex c) returning videos without rewinding d) praying for Jabez
2. Sen. Ben Nighthorse Campbell and Rep. Jim Ryun are:
a) eager to test the new patients' bill of rights b) celebrating Olympic Day c) celebrating National Latent Homoeroticism Day d) negotiating tax cuts the ol' Aaron Burr way
3. The Sara Lee Corp. pleaded guilty to:
a) illegal use of a double negative in "Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee" slogan b) selling tainted meat...