Steal My Identity, Please

When Adam Cohen asked if he could try to steal my identity for a cover story, all I thought was, "Good career move." If I could persuade other staff members to join the program, I could transition from writer to subject, and get my name in the magazine every week without doing any work.

But then I started to worry. What exactly would Adam be looking at? Would he know how much I made, and would he tell other people, who would then make fun of me? Could he see all those cookie things in my home computer, and could he...

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