News Quiz Jun. 25, 2001

1. Pornographic magazines were found in Queen Elizabeth's car because

a) her drawer is totally stuffed b) it's too dangerous to watch videos while driving c) Clinton's in town d) factory workers who built the car put them there

2. Japanese farmers grow square watermelons because

a) they need the refrigerator space b) gift wrapping is so much easier c) they fit nicely in bento boxes d) square Watermelon Super Happy Fun Go-Go

3. On his European tour, George Bush

a) drank from the finger bowl b) drank from the bidet c) used "receptivity" without stumbling d) suggested the Tuileries would...

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