1. Before declaring a hunger strike from his jail cell, Rev. Al Sharpton:
a) ate chicken wings from a prison vending machine b) said, "No one believes a word I say anyway, so..." c) devoured his soap on a rope
2. At right, Bill Gates is:
a) still not the coolest guy in the room b) holding auditions for new antitrust lawyers c) saying goodbye to "Clippy," the Microsoft office mascot d) kind of intrigued
3. Brenda Kuehn wore a men's golf shirt at the U.S. Women's Open because:
a) she's eight months pregnant b) to play like Craig Stadler,...