Bad Online Music

TREND Logging on to websites that showcase the worst of the digital-music revolution

HOW IT STARTED Napster provided a global arena for thousands of wannabe rock stars

JUDGMENT CALL It's like watching a car crash--horrifying, yet you can't tear yourself away

There's Nothing in My Dreams, the latest single by Girls with Attitude, consists entirely of a prepubescent girl moaning tunelessly about puppies over an all-Casio backing track. Despite--or because of--its extreme awfulness, There's Nothing in My Dreams is now the No. 1 song in the Montreal section of The Internet has given an audience to thousands...

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