On Top of the Covers

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There are 8 million stories in "On Top of the Covers," or maybe only three... "Mean" Josie Green is coming off the best week of her life, and wondering about those wax wings. KC Line is feeling some bad karma for betting against the Chefs. Revenge is a dish best served on Sundays. And L.I. Slim has been in Korea for two weeks, catching MNF on Tuesday morning, getting scores from Stars and Stripes and still wondering how he left Seoul Wednesday afternoon and got to New York Wednesday afternoon. Don't count on him for much, but TIME.com is all about the sum of its parts, so without further ado, here's the slate for Week 4:

Favorite
Line
Dog
BUCS
7
Jets
GIANTS
1
Redskins
COWBOYS
6 1/2
49'ers
Titans
7
STEELERS
DOLPHINS
4 1/2
Patriots
RAVENS
11 1/2
Bengals
BEARS
1 1/2
Lions
SAINTS
1 1/2
Eagles
Rams
6 1/2
FALCONS
CARDINALS
1
Packers
BRONCOS
7
Chiefs
RAIDERS
10 1/2
Browns
Seahawks
2 1/2
CHARGERS
COLTS
3 1/2
Jaguars

"Mean" Josie Greene


Maybe it's just the changing weather, but I feel my luck beginning to fade. Or maybe I'm just feeling really nervous — that special brand of nervousness brought on by two weeks of glorious and somewhat suspicious levels of success. Anyway, after racking up more wins than the boys in the office (heh heh heh), I feel like I'm picking on borrowed time. But, here goes nothing: You'll notice that I'm clinging to the idea that the Steelers will win (or at least cover) someday soon. And by that flaw — no matter how well I do at this football pool thing — you will know I am, in fact, only human.

BUCS
Redskins
49'ers
STEELERS
Pats
RAVENS
Lions
SAINTS
Rams
CARDINALS
Chiefs
Browns
Seahawks
Jaguars

L.I. Slim

Like Charlton Heston in "Planet of the Apes," I've returned to a world turned upside down. Two weeks in Korea, and Mean Josie Green has become our premier pigskin prognosticator. It's a madhouse — a madhouse! — but of course I'm happy for her, and also for the fact I wasn't around to be put to shame. Herewith, L.I. Slim's humble, tentative picks, from this stranger in a newly strange land. (You know, it was Earth all along.)

BUCS (-6.5) bring Jets back to earth
Redskins (+1) do same for G-MEN
COWBOYS (-6.5) roll over 49'ers
Titans (-7), alas, step on STEELERS
DOLPHINS (-4.5) douse Pats
Bengals (+11.5) stay with RAVENS
BEARS (pick) nudge Lions. Oh my!
Eagles (+1.5) beat SAINTS for some reason
Rams (-7) take FALCONS
CARDINALS (-1) plumb Pack
BRONCOS (-7) bury Chiefs at Wounded Knee
RAIDERS (-11.5) plunder Browns
CHARGERS (+2.5) hang with Seahawks
COLTS (-4) continue Jaguars' woes